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First There Was Milking And Now There’s Porting
So I’m sure everyone saw it last week when we featured the new stupidass student craze of people ‘milking’ which was described as the new planking i.e. something really stupid that all students/idiots...
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The Autocomplete Map Of The United Kingdom
This is completely awesome. Again, I have to give credit to the guys over at Buzzfeed who designed this infographic that I’m blatantly pinching off them, but it is really cool and it’s exactly the...
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Top UK Police Chief: “Make Class A Drugs Legal”
One of the UK’s most senior police chiefs has called for the legalisation of class A drugs and for a radical overhaul of the policy of outright prohibition. Mike Barton – Durham’s chief constable –...
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Taxi Driver Completely Bosses Abusive Student
A guy called Callum Broom sent this in to us and we thought it was some pretty sick trolling so decided to feature it. It’s just a Facebook status but there’s a bit of a twist to it – it’s probably...
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Academics Warn That Dyslexia May Not Actually Exist
In one of the boldest claims to possibly be made by anyone ever, experts at Durham and Yale Universities have called for the term dyslexic to be abandoned as they don’t think that the term really...
View ArticleVIDEO: Professor Green Slaps Drunk Student In The Face At Durham University...
We all know what happened last time someone said something uncomplimentary about Professor Green – he went on full on Twitter meltdown mode. One year on, he’s performing at Durham University’s...
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Durham Police Are No Longer Prosecuting People Who Smoke Or Grow Cannabis
It’s been revealed that Durham police are no longer prosecuting people who they find to be growing or smoking cannabis on a small scale. Although it probably isn’t that surprising that they’re not...
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Social Worker Fired After Buying Sex Toys And Lingerie For Mental Patients
A social worker has been fired and banned from the profession for life after he bought sex toys and lingerie for two mental patients who were under his care. Featured Image VIA Anthony Craven was...
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Teaching Assistant Sacked After Parents Found These Pictures Of Her Online
A teaching assistant at Bloemfontein Primary school in County Durham has lost he job after a parent grassed her up when they found her lingerie modelling photos online. 21-year-old Gemma Laird said the...
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Adam Johnson Attacked In Prison Showers After Stating ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?’
Adam Johnson has been in prison for a couple of months now and to be honest I’m surprised we haven’t heard of more stories of him getting battered in there because it’s not like he was going to be a...
View ArticleThis Guy Spends £28,500 Trying To Impress His Mates
There’s been a few times when I’ve got wasted and I’ve checked my bank balance the day after and been less than impressed, but it’s never been down £28,500. Featured Image VIA The same can’t be said...
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These Two Cities Will No Longer Prosecture People Carrying Drugs For Their...
There’s always been a great argument for the fact that it seems completely stupid and a waste of time to prosecute people who get caught with drugs that are clearly only for personal consumption as it...
View Article‘Child’ Spotted At A Swinger’s Party Was Actually Just A ‘Very Short Woman’
The police investigation has been called off.
View ArticleBarnard Castle Means ‘A Pathetic Excuse’ In The Durham Dialect
You couldn't make it up.
View ArticleSomeone Has Created A Video Game Of Dominic Cummings Driving To Barnard Castle
'30 Miles to Barnard Castle.'
View Article‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’ Just Had Their Worst Ever Question
How would anyone know the answer to this? The post ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’ Just Had Their Worst Ever Question appeared first on Sick Chirpse.
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